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7月10日

So I Met A Boy Named Styles

So i met a boy named styles, and well it's confusing that i like him bcuz well...he's my brothers cousin, but we are in no way related, cuz i'm not related to his uncle in anyway, his uncle being my brothers dad, and i was totally digging him and well, we went camping, and it was just insane, cuz i tried explaining to him and his cousin that we weren't related and even my brother told them it was true and he just like but it's easier thinking of u as a cousin but the other one liked me and i could tell. but we hung out constantly and it ended up that on sunday the day i ended up leaving, that we hold hands...while swimming and i really really enjoyed it...and i really wish i new if he liked me too....but i guess i'll never know cuz i'm too pussy to ask..well atleast i'm a girl and i have the rite to b pussy lol
1月9日

16 ways 2 win a girls heart, including mine!!

16 ways to win a girls heart:
1. Hugs from behind
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to her
3. When standing wrap your arms around her
4. Cuddle with her
5. Don't force her to do anything
6. Write little notes
7.Compliment her Honestly 
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible
9. Say I love you...and mean it
10. Pick her over your friends...no matter what, even if they call you pussy wiped
11. Comfort her when she cries
12. Love her with all your heart
13. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but she really loves it)
14. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her, pick up the tab, don't b the guy that treats his girl like shit cuz he thinks he's so gnarly)
15. don't b a player
16. take them on a date and don't tell them where your going no matter how much they ask. 
 
 
god, describes me so well
 
12月29日

my prayer, plez b answered

   Before I lay me down to sleep,
  I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
  One who's handsome, smart and strong.
  One who loves to listen long,
  One who thinks before he speaks.
  One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
  I pray he's gainfully employed,
  When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
  Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
  Massages my back and begs to do more.
  Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
  And knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
  I pray that this man will love me to no end.
  Will always be my very best friend.
  Amen.
12月28日

lyrics 2 sugar, we're goin down

Am I more than you bargained for yet?
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
That's just who I am this week
lie in the grass next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost but you're just a line in a song
Drop a heart and break a name
We're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team
 
We're going down, down on an earlier round
And sugar we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex
Cock it and pull it
 
Is it more than you bargained for yet?
Oh, don't mind me. I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be teh friction in his jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost but you're just a line in a song
 
We're going down, down on an earlier round
And sugar we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex
Cock it and pull it
 
Take aim at myself, take back what you said
 
 
 
11月12日

Why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are used 4 bra sizes!

if you've ever wondered y the bra sizes have certain letters, i guess i let u in on the secret!
 
bra letters stand for.....
         (A) Almost boobs
         (B) Barely there
         (C)Can't complain!
         (D)Dang!
         (DD) Double dang!
         (E) Enormous
         (F) Fake
         (G) Get a reduction
         (H) Help me, I've fallen and i can't get up!
 
there u go, there's the secret behind the letters of the bra's all of us girls, ladies, and women wear!
 
p.s. sports bra's stand 4....(S) Still in................
                                             (P) Progression............
                                             (O) On the.....................  BRA 
                                             (R) Route of being a .....
                                             (T) Teenager..........
10月8日

hmmmmmmmmmK

Hey peeps and a half,
this is kitty, mari jane, and neiser checkin in. it 1:55 and we bord shitless.. um no1 on, gonna go now.. peace the fuck out and have a nice nite.
love,
babies, mare bear, and lucy-fer
aka, katrina, mari, and survicepump
hehehehehehhwhehehhehehehe,
i meant tightnes
sry, i actually want 2 say,
granny-panny luver
not it's tenise!
well, good nite god bless, and itch ur nose!
hahahaha, inside joke muther f'ers
love ya lotz,
the only 3 pple that matter at the moment cuz u all sux and r not on the net 2 talk 2.
bord now..................................HAHAHAHAHA MOTHERFUCKERSHAHA!
 

Slater Katrina

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